better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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