I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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