We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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