Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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