You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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