it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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