sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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