I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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