she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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