Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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