Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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