at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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