Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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