The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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