hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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