Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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