Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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