I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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