You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.