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you win
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
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I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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