I wannas sexs uuuuu
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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