My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You're a waste of cheezeits
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
