Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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