You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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