I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.