yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
25 People Confess The Most Ignorant Thing Someone Has Ever Said To Them
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed