Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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