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(509): View more from Washington

i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.

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(509): i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me. http://tfl.nu/hwe3

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(706): View more from Georgia

Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.

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(706): Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate. http://tfl.nu/5lpe

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(801): View more from Utah

Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.

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(801): Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with. http://tfl.nu/sran

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(613): View more from Ontario

Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?

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(613): Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots? http://tfl.nu/j4og

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(708): View more from Illinois

My lips are sealed. Both pairs.

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(708): My lips are sealed. Both pairs. http://tfl.nu/26rg

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(605): View more from South Dakota

You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."

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(605): You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times." http://tfl.nu/zubu

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(770): View more from Georgia

Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.

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(770): Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes. http://tfl.nu/g4xy

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(562): View more from California

I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you

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(562): I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you http://tfl.nu/q7ed

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(850): View more from Florida

I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.

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(850): I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night. http://tfl.nu/511n

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.

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(610): I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously. http://tfl.nu/j7oy

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.

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(860): I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time. http://tfl.nu/nvbm

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.

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(856): I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing. http://tfl.nu/phds

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(719): View more from Colorado

I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse

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(719): I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse http://tfl.nu/h22m

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(503): View more from Oregon

Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?

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(503): Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle? http://tfl.nu/d4q1

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.

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(413): I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do. http://tfl.nu/n7xt

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