It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I checked into jail on foursquare
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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