Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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