Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
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