oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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