He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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