that's an acceptable place to lick
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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