Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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