So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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