Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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