Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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