have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
this boner is exhausting
Just took my morning after pill in the library
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
Randomize
