Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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