She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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