problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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