What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Send help, water and tortillas.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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