How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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