Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
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Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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