Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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