They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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