Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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