Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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