Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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