do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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