Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Randomize
