Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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