She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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