Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I have fence marks all over my body
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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