can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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