OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Randomize
