I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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